Typical-Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth Parody

Just a fun thing I did one day when I was bored. I remembered all the terrible stories I've read about girls from our world falling into Middle Earth. They usually have ridiculous super powers, wings, magical pets, etc. Thought I'd take a 'crack' at it. Bit of a crack fic. It does mock other stories I've read though I have 'named no fingers and pointed no names...' Enjoy&REVIEW PLZ