I really should think of some better names... Lol Sky is a random girl who falls into Middle Earth as they seem wont to do nowadays. I'm surprised they haven't got a small section of ME cordoned off for them all... Anyway, Fili and Kili take an interest in Sky because they haven't been laid in a while and seduce her into having some ADULT fun with them... LEMON! Plz leave a REVIEW!

Just a fun thing I did one day when I was bored. I remembered all the terrible stories I've read about girls from our world falling into Middle Earth. They usually have ridiculous super powers, wings, magical pets, etc. Thought I'd take a 'crack' at it. Bit of a crack fic. It does mock other stories I've read though I have 'named no fingers and pointed no names...' Enjoy&REVIEW PLZ

A young woman from our world - at first excited to be transported to Middle Earth - instead finds herself in a sinister, darker parallel of the world in which she once dreamed of living, yet now yearns to leave. Taken captive and imprisoned in Erebor to serve the twisted needs of the deadly dwarf King, she must learn to adapt if she is to survive. DARK!DURINS. NON-CON/ADULTS ONLY!

The dwarves are bored. Sky suggests a potentially lewd game they can play. Hilarity and lemons ensue. (To be read separately to the other one-shot Sky appears in.) Yes I know. I write such wonderful summaries. It's inspiring... Blegh. Voyeur!Nori Fili/Sky/Kili