Parturition and Proposal

My dear readers, Harry Potter, the Hero of the Light, is finally settling down and starting a family. Who is the lucky lady, you ask? The woman who is sure to be the envy of thousands, if not millions, of women is none other than Pansy Parkinson. The two have been seen rushing into St. Mungo's earlier today. Please join me in congratulating the happy couple. - Rita Skeeter