It's time for the Weasleys' annual Christmas Eve party to begin, and the Potters have yet to show. What could possibly be keeping the newly married couple?

Harry didn't want to waste his evening debasing himself at a bachelor auction for lonely, desperate witches. Then again, he had Hermione Granger as a friend, and when she wants something, she gets it. The same thing can be said for the cunning witch who wins a date with the Boy Who Lived.

My dear readers, Harry Potter, the Hero of the Light, is finally settling down and starting a family. Who is the lucky lady, you ask? The woman who is sure to be the envy of thousands, if not millions, of women is none other than Pansy Parkinson. The two have been seen rushing into St. Mungo's earlier today. Please join me in congratulating the happy couple. - Rita Skeeter

It's Harry's unofficial Eighth Year in Hogwarts, and he's a single man. But will his single status last forever? Read along as Harry finds a mutual attraction and possible love with one girl in Hogwarts he never expected. Fast paced? Probably. AU? Definitely.

Who is to say that enemies cannot be friends, or even more, for that matter? If so, what does it take to erase those expectations and find love in the arms of an enemy? Harry and Pansy take it into their hands to answer these questions as they recollect on how they came to be husband and wife.