Summary
It's what it sounds like, people! Rated T to be on the safe side because I get a sense of pleasure out of embarrassing people. If I owned Harry Potter (which I don't) Harry would be a girl, Dumbledore, Tonks and Remus would never have died and McGonagall would have an army of cats. But Eowyn Gondolin is mine! ALL MINE! *cackles maliciously*