Harry Potter and the Squorgis of Artichoke 2: revenge of Nacho McFinni

here is a love story by a faggot. i did it after snorting herione and digesting my cage. i hope you hate it and kill me in my sleep with a bubbly bathtub Ratings: "Written extremely well. Plenty of twists" -J . K Bowling "10/467.32" -Game informer "A heartwarming fanfiction for everyone. Praise the sun. " -Neil Tyson "This author is an idiot" -Me