Summary
Aphrodite has always been Daddy's girl but surely some screws in Zeus's noggin have gone loose! She cannot marry Hephaestus! He is grotty, unsophisticated, doesn't like poetry and his sacred animal is an ass! Thorin as Hephaestus, my usual OC, Wren as the Goddess of Love and his reluctant betrothed COMPLETE. COMPANION FIC ADDED AT THE END