Poppy Pomfrey and the School Full of Idiot Children

Anyone who has dealt with children knows they are complete morons. It's a miracle if they survive to their 18th birthday! Thankfully, keeping them from hurting themselves isn't THAT hard... unless they can use magic. Poppy Pomfrey has a thankless but necessary job: dealing with the results of teenagers using spells and potions on themselves in increasingly stupid ways.