Louise summons a dancing madman and slowly loses her sanity. It's not all bad, though.

Louise's familiars across so many stories can be powerful, strange, or mysterious! But what of those times when a roll of the dice goes bad, when the Void itself lacks common sense or is just apathetic? This is a collection of oneshots dedicated to the worst possible familiars that any Louise could ever have. (Feel free to use any of them for your own stories, if you wish.)

Honoka, the scientist. Nagisa, the sports ace. Putting these two together was either a stroke of genius or a symptom of insanity. A reorganization of the story in which Honoka is smarter and less pleasant, Nagisa is more sarcastic and heroic, and the villains repeat themselves a lot less.

Anyone who has dealt with children knows they are complete morons. It's a miracle if they survive to their 18th birthday! Thankfully, keeping them from hurting themselves isn't THAT hard... unless they can use magic. Poppy Pomfrey has a thankless but necessary job: dealing with the results of teenagers using spells and potions on themselves in increasingly stupid ways.