Harmony Shepard and the Classified Room

The true record of events for the school year of 1992-1993, without the distorting and character-excision that Harmony did when publishing a version of her memoirs under the pen name of J.K. Rowling. Here be flash-bangs, guns, crime scene investigations, and, of course, the onset of teenage awkwardness. Science, logic, and the Janitor have returned to Hogwarts... will you?