Summary
SATIRE. Dumbledore evil, Voldemort good, Harry not a Potter... What? Seen this before? This is for everyone who's tired of all the Super-Harry, Cuddle-Voldie und Evil-Dumbels bullsh*t. Warnings for: Intentionally bad writing, no plot, mentions of mpreg, Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. Do Not Take This Seriously! Originally posted in 2010.