Peter sees the future. It does and doesn't change things. GEN - No Pairings.
SATIRE. Dumbledore evil, Voldemort good, Harry not a Potter... What? Seen this before? This is for everyone who's tired of all the Super-Harry, Cuddle-Voldie und Evil-Dumbels bullsh*t. Warnings for: Intentionally bad writing, no plot, mentions of mpreg, Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. Do Not Take This Seriously! Originally posted in 2010.
You know the deal. Pick a fandom, let your music play on shuffle and write a drabble for each song that comes up until you have 10 drabbles. You only have the length of the song to write each drabble. Well, here is my entry. Also, I have no idea where all the Schandmaul came from. Rating because I'm paranoid. Cross-posted on AO3.