Summary
A story of a tall angry man, a tiny (also angry) obnoxious woman & how they took like 45 eons to fall in love. Can be read as a cohesive narrative or a series of one shots & still valid. Rated M for certain sections but those will be marked as such & announced in the introductory author's note. Takes place pre & during Trio Years. Not quite a slow burn but. Fuckin' Slytherins, man.