A story of a tall angry man, a tiny (also angry) obnoxious woman & how they took like 45 eons to fall in love. Can be read as a cohesive narrative or a series of one shots & still valid. Rated M for certain sections but those will be marked as such & announced in the introductory author's note. Takes place pre & during Trio Years. Not quite a slow burn but. Fuckin' Slytherins, man.

"How long have you known?" was all he spat back, refusing to acknowledge how enticing the emerald of her eyes was, how pleasantly her voice echoed in his head. She was a monster. "I'm the monster? I'm quite sure you've killed a lot more people than I have." "They had no souls!" Slayer x Vampire AU because I'm lame. Time jumpy one shot. Ilovemykids.

Keira & Severus kind of just. Let themselves be spirited away for a weekend at Black Fortress. Two shot of two awkward & very stubborn teenagers being in hard denial of the other's romantic interest. Prequel of sort to the Sneira Chronicles isn't necessary to be read beforehand. Marauder's Era obviously. Most tagged canon characters that aren't Snape are simply referenced.

Sevina has a bad run in with Sirius Black & Severus is none too happy to find out about it. Marauders Era. One shot. Drabble. TW: Implications of Sexual Abuse/ Non Consensual Sex.

Surely four people know how to keep the same secret.

"Come with me?" she asked, holding out her hand. There was desperation in her tone that he'd heard multiple times before and like every time before he was powerless to resist it. So much for being heartless. "How could I abandon my dog?"

You're not coming back. I know for a fact that you will never ever come back. Please come back. Rated M for language, really. One Shot

He glowered at the smug look on her face. Like she'd won some sort of prize. Like this was all just a game. "I'm fair game. I don't know why you feel so entitled to me. If what I do bothers you so much play against the other boys. Only you'll play for keeps."

"I'm surprised you haven't attempted to murder me, yet…" she whispered softly into my ear. I couldn't help but notice she smell wonderful, like vanilla, and something exotic, dangerous even. I raised a brow up at her. "You have not made me upset enough to do so." Sort of a Peter Pan AU but not enough for a crossover

However if one asked Professor Snape about Keira Septimis Black true hatred would spark in his eyes. She was arrogant, vain, obnoxious, irritating, and had absolutely no regard for authority. His normally pale face would colour, his fists would clench, and his scowl would speak for him when he became incoherent with anger from the thought of that nasty little mutant brat.

"Where the (hell) is my thong?" She glanced at the bed. It was hooked in Snape's left thumb. She stealthily crawled over to him, scowling as he snored into her face. "Prick." she grumbled. (This ending has been edited to be more true to these two jerks and what would actually happen if they diddled on New Years.) Still smut still a one shot. Have fun.

Allric agrees to help a pretty sixth year practice her chasing, and be his friend in the process

"Daddy?" "Yes?" "I love you." Unfamiliar tears pricked and burned Severus' vision, as he whispered "I love you too, SG." I'm not crying I'm not crying...

Keira finally bends Severus to her will. One shot. Sneira. Smut.

"Nothing?" "That's all I am to you... That's all I am ever..." A bit gory little bit of Sneira fluff resting in my head.

Put Hogwart's number one sassy homosexual in detention and he will turn your class into some sort of show. Guaranteed

Keira's parents steal Keira and Severus and Snape gets surprising a sleep drunken confession.