For My Smiles

If there was one thing Bilbo Baggins was: she was a proper hobbit. And proper hobbits did not get hot and bothered over dwarves. Especially not dwarves who wore ridiculous hats. And who seemed to have deemed it his personal goal in life to make her blush and stutter with a raunchy joke or story. No, that simply was not what proper hobbits did. And she was a proper hobbit. Fem!Bilbo