Saturday Night at the 413

Welcome to the 413. It's a sad hole-in-the-wall that wreaks of smoke and booze, frequented only by the lonely and miserable city-dwellers...but at it least it's something to fall back on at the end of the week. Drop by on a Saturday night and you'll be in for a show that might help you forget things for a while. ["Piano Man" lyrics (c) Billy Joel]