The Wonderful Adventures and Enthralling Mishaps of Tom's Diary
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Location: Pantry. Lots of yummy snacks to steal. Mood: Not hungry. What a waste. Mood: Cunning & Vengeful. Current Plan: A frog shall be acquainted happily with Martha's soup at dinner. Haha, her screams. Diaries are stupid. This isn't a diary. It's a conglomerate of my innermost thoughts. Hahaha. Yours sincerely - Tom. [Voldemort gets a diary] [Humour]