New Years

"Where the (hell) is my thong?" She glanced at the bed. It was hooked in Snape's left thumb. She stealthily crawled over to him, scowling as he snored into her face. "Prick." she grumbled. (This ending has been edited to be more true to these two jerks and what would actually happen if they diddled on New Years.) Still smut still a one shot. Have fun.