(Coffee) Beans of Justice

SUMMARY: Harry Potter is seven years old when he finds out Voldemort's true identity: Tom Marvolo Riddle, a bartender at the 'Cafe Moste Evile'. If only anyone would believe him. or In which Voldemort is trying to be a supervillain but people don't know anything, Harry Potter is a cute little smol bean, Tom Marvolo Riddle is deathly afraid of fangirls, and chaos reigns supreme.