SUMMARY: Harry Potter is seven years old when he finds out Voldemort's true identity: Tom Marvolo Riddle, a bartender at the 'Cafe Moste Evile'. If only anyone would believe him. or In which Voldemort is trying to be a supervillain but people don't know anything, Harry Potter is a cute little smol bean, Tom Marvolo Riddle is deathly afraid of fangirls, and chaos reigns supreme.

The Rose Robberies have been stumping the best of Scotland Yard for two years. Now they've put Harry Potter on the case. He's not the best (or so they think,). The ink on his diploma is still wet. But he did pretty well in analysis, maybe he'll spot something they didn't. or In which Harry Potter is a detective, a criminal, and a mastermind in no particular order.

He had been poisoned by Albus Dumbledore. How embarrassing.

At first- the letters are just a way to piss Voldemort more. As time goes by, however, Harry finds himself with a penpal, and, miraculously, a friend. He thinks it's rather ironic.

HP Cannon if Harry was a BAMF!Ravenclaw

Harry Potter had been living in different lives for decades. Now, though he decides to do something different. He decides to do over his life again. Why would he do this, you may ask. Three words: Shits and Giggles.

Funny crack stories on how the battle of Hogwarts could have ended. Partially based off of Vivy Potter's 'the many Harry Potters of little hangleton'

In which Logic is shunned and Dumbledore obliviates. Mini chapters- the first chapter is a less constricting summary.

Harry was a Ravenclaw who had been unwillingly entered in the Triwizard tournament. The adults had no idea how to dissolve the magical contract. It seemed they all ended up being dumber than a fourteen-year-old. Crack, Parody. logical!harry Ravenclaw!harry and smart!harry fic. (if this blows up I can do a fifth-year version)

What if harry potter had been blessed by magic herself? A story of harry's journey to success and power. This is a one-shot for now, but if i get to 20 reviews, I'll consider writing more.

How I imagine Umbridge's inspection with the trolley witch would have gone.

Harry Potter is 'accidentally' expelled and must be re-sorted. chaos insues

How many X's in Pheonix? two! there are two! (Just kidding I'm not that dumb)

The Tasks! 1) Harry is taken away from the Dursleys 2) Dumbledore doesn't care

Harry Potter was a normal wizard (just kidding) until one day he found Dudley's laptop. Well, we all know what happens next. Just kidding, we don't, that's the point of this fic.

Draco Malfoy had the weirdest soulmate tattoo. An AU where the first most meaningful words your soulmate will say to you are tattooed on your skin.

Basilisk had never EVER thought tom would use him in such a manner, but tom had, and now their friendship was irreparable.

Draco Malfoy is no longer. Meet Draco Tonks!

The title says it all. (mini chapter fics)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix- except a parody where harry has logic