Summary
You don't want to bark up the wrong tree, especially if they have a chainsaw, blowtorch and are mad as hell about being locked up for 12 years. Sirius Black in a devilish performance. Very Black comedy, now with Voldemort and Bellatrix head minigolf! (This is a dark reversal of my other story 'The 5 People Snape Meets in Heaven') Chapter 8: Harry receives mysterious package!