Vacation Planner Dragons

Why was Smaug looking at vacation homes before 'Musings of a Dragon? Now we know! This can stand alone, but I would highly recommend reading 'Musings of a Dragon' afterwards. WARNINGS: This crossover has many more than the listed franchises- I went from Hunger Games to Peter Pan. Not beta'd- please forgive misspells. Rated K because I always seem to rate higher than required.