Certified Badassery

Spending most of his life learning how to fight through his MMA-obsessed parents, Naruto knew he'd never be satisfied with a normal life. Now armed with super strength, senses, healing, as well as a questionable sense of morality, Konoha's corrupt, crime-ridden underground is about to face its demise… And what is up with that talking nine-tailed fox! Modern AU Superhero Naruto.