In which Naruto's really bad at keeping up with due dates. And keeping up with his girlfriend, who's dommy mommy tendencies are starting to take a toll (on his assho-). tl;dr the end of semester tendencies of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. (FemSasuke x Naruto btw) totally not a self insert btw Tooootally. Dedicated to @poothowell, my fic writing bud and (un)wholesome friend!

Spending most of his life learning how to fight through his MMA-obsessed parents, Naruto knew he'd never be satisfied with a normal life. Now armed with super strength, senses, healing, as well as a questionable sense of morality, Konoha's corrupt, crime-ridden underground is about to face its demise… And what is up with that talking nine-tailed fox! Modern AU Superhero Naruto.