Lee Jordan & The Opinionated Professor Who Drank Too Much Firewhiskey
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The year is 2005, The Holyhead Harpies are going against The Tutshill Tornadoes for The Quidditch Cup. But more importantly, the ever-underrated Lee "River" Jordan (former Quidditch Commentator for Hogwarts, buddy of The Weasley Twins & hero of Dumbledore's Army) is back to spread his awesomely biased, brutally honest, and hilarious commentary to the rest of the world.