The title might not be original but the story makes up for it by being completely derivative and full of hackneyed cliches. Here is what the press is saying about A Markov's "Harry Potter (The Boy Who Lived... in a cupboard) and the Stoned Philosopher": "Banal" -The Daily Planet. "Banal AND Uninspired" -The Hazzard County Gazette. "Banal AND Trite" -The Hooterville World Guardian.