The girl has a part to play and Badger knows exactly who's going to get her back for him. Because Badger is tired of pretending to be less than the King of Hell.

She left the life of violence behind but the family she came home to fell apart...

The first time, he didn't make that great of an impression. The second time... he slimed her. And they say 3rd time is the charm. Right?

Henry didn't have a clue. Edward never knew. The one person who did can't explain.

Half the people in the world are below average.

We are the eyes that see. We are the record of the past, the present and a future that is ever changing.

I remember the day I got my letter as if it had just been yesterday. I don't think anyone ever forgets the day their letter arrived especially those like me, muggles.

She has been a prisoner far longer than she can remember. So she's not about to let two guys in a '67 Impala derail her escape.

The Deadpool attracts more than your run of the mill killers and mercenaries. Its the family business after all, isn't it?

Its a new start but soon enough Hogwarts reveals a darker side to the Snakes.