(February 1979) It is the First War against Voldemort and while Sirius has been busy spying for the Order, Remus has been practicing his love of sketching. Sirius asks Remus if Remus will sketch him and what follows is a memory that will stick with Remus longer than he expects.

Gellert Grindelwald declares war on the galaxy with an army of wolf soldiers and Albus Dumbledore is forced to help the tyrant king of the United Technological Planets to take down his former lover. The war leaves a devastating toll on the galaxy including orphaning two children named Tom and Minerva who are raised by the king and queen.

(March 1, 2005) It's Ron Weasley's 25th birthday and his wife Hermione Granger has got him the best present ever: an evening in bed with Viktor Krum and herself, polyjuiced as Viktor Krum.

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black wake up in the year 2014 where it turns out they are characters from something called Harry Potter and people have been writing something called fanfiction about them. After a chance meeting with one such author they are forced to consider the very nature of their own existence. Happy Birthday picascribit!

(June-November 2001) Two women: Pansy Parkinson and Astoria Greengrass. Pansy is miserable and married to Blaise Zabini and still in love with Draco Malfoy. Astoria barely knows Draco and is surprised when she is invited to a fateful gathering at Malfoy Manor. A story about the end of one friendship between former lovers and the beginning of another that will lead to love.

(July 2018) While on a visit to Diagon Alley to visit family at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, Teddy and Vic stop into Second-Hand Robes where Vic decides to pull Teddy into a dressing room for some fun.

This fic contains three vignettes about self-pleasure and the building to a new turn in a relationship and the rekindling of an old one featuring Harry, Ginny and Neville. Podfic Available on AO3

Queen Lily and King James of the United Technological Planets have been killed by Admiral Tom Riddle (a cyborg also known as Lord Voldemort) and their son and heir Prince Harry has barely survived. Raised by his aunt and uncle who refused to tell him of his royal heritage, Harry finds himself thrust into a world he barely understands and finding friendship, romance and adventure.

(June 2017) It's been nearly three years since Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley broke up. But now Victoire has invited Teddy to spend a weekend with her alone at Shell Cottage...

(May 2, 2014) It's Victoire Weasley's fourteenth birthday and her dear friend Teddy Lupin is taking her to the Astronomy Tower to celebrate.

After sixteen long years Remus Lupin is reunited with his lover, Sirius Black who has been held by General Severus Snape under orders of Admiral Tom Riddle (also known as Voldemort.) Now with the promise of a possible cure for the disease that causes Remus to change on the full moon, Remus and Sirius travel across the stars. Warning: Graphic Violence.

(Summer 2002) Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley have been invited over to sit down and talk with Ron's sister Ginny and her boyfriend Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Ron isn't prepared for the revelations that await... Podfic Available on AO3

Carlos and Cecil are having fun in bed when Carlos realizes they are being watched. Podfic available at AO3.

Ned follows up on his promise to create some contraptions to enhance his and Chuck's sex life.