The Hobbit Reverse Big Bang prompt from Tumblr, reconfigured, revamped, reloaded, and reborn! Everyone's back after that heart wrenching battle to see who can survive 3 nights in Mirkwood... over-burdened with Dwarves! This is the REAL battle of five armies, folks!

Gratuitous, shameless self-insert. Ever wonder what Orcs in Middle Earth are *really* like? Me too. So I'm taking a trip to Arda to get the scoop on my favorite angst-ridden, misunderstood, just-wanna-be-loved critters, the Orcs. And hope I don't get eaten along the way. (Warning: may be occasionally humorous, but I make no promises.)

One-shot. A Horde army veteran takes his produce to the market one day. Cover by Zoop.

Eagerly anticipated by Uglûk on the plains of Rohan, Mauhûr is believed to have died with all the rest of the Uruk-hai when Éomer's Éored swooped in to deal with Orcish encroachment in the Westfold. Did he really die that day? Or was his fate something else entirely?

Series of one-shots abusing the hell out of "The Hobbit" movie franchise, largely from jealousy because none of MY fanfiction has ever been offered a movie deal. Out of sheer spite, I'm siccing Zooped up ladies on the Orcs of "The Hobbit". I may even nail a Dwarf or two if I'm feelin' squirrelly. Hell, there's no limit to my wrath. Look out, boys, the Zoopers are coming...

One-shot morality tale, set in no particular place or time. Wherein Evil is measured by the degree of worth possessed by its victim.

One-shot. An Elf maiden flits off to a secret, forbidden liaison. Speed writing exercise: Vague concept to complete in 90 minutes. Dedicated to Auset's Tears; she knows why. :)

One-shot. Inspired by the personal question of what comes after death for Orcs.

Part of an eventual series, maybe. After a night of WAAAAY too much alcohol, a Bosmer woman wakes up in a strange bed, married to an unknown man. Another Bosmer, she might have accepted, but an Orsimer? Come on, Mara. Who marries Orcs? Even when they're REALLY, REALLY drunk?