Godric Gryffindor thinks Salazar Slytherin needs to get into the Chirstmas spirit. Salazar disagrees. Godric doesn't care and drags him outside to play in the snow. Story 8 in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown.
Sauron has gained the One Ring. So, what does he do first? Why, he sets up Mordor Tours, of course! What is better for the newly oppressed citizens of Middle-earth than to enjoy a vacation in one of the many lovely, former (well, maybe not former) deadly places of Middle-earth? And maybe even some places outside of Middle-earth. CANCELLED
Ganondorf laughed. He laughed as the ocean destroyed Hyrule, he laughed as his own death became certain. He was a man who had lost everything, and he knew it.
The true villains of the Silmarillion were not Melkor, Sauron, or even Feanor. No, the villains were none other than the brilliant masterminds: The Silmarils. So many people took this seriously. I was not being serious, I assure you.
"Everyone deserves a second chance." Zelda took a step toward Vaati. "I don't believe you're evil, Vaati." Vaati snorted. ""That, princess, is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. And here I thought you were intelligent." VaaZel. One shot.
In which Vaati is the best babysitter. Ever. Oneshot.
In which Feanor is a bit too fond of his Silmarils. And himself. Very random, no plot.
Will be undergoing a huge rewrite. Eventually.
In which Ganondorf visits a psychiatrist and reveals how insecure he really is. Oneshot. Warning: OOCness abounds. Extremely random, incredibly weird.
The Arekenstone has feelings! And it wants to share them. And, of course, Sauron, Melkor, and a Random Silmaril can't resist adding their opinions! Warning: Extremely random, serves no point.
Think even the people of Mordor can't self-sacrifice? Well, think again! There is one Very Special Orc who sacrifices himself, all for a battle they will never win. Somewhat sadder than my other LOTR fanfics, but still humorous.
Hello to all you Middle-earthians! I am a Maia from Mordor Tours who is here to tell you how to survive under Lord Sauron's reign! Read this closely, and you should do just fine! Ignore this and... well, I wouldn't want to be you when Lord Sauron deals with you. Yes, it contains an OC. Please don't run. I've changed the rating; I was too paranoid before.