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  • In which one Time Lord runs into each other on a beach

    Based off a flash in The Name of the Doctor, of an apparent meeting of the 2nd and 8th Doctors. What could possibly have happened? Complete and utter CRACK.

  • All The Planets Look Alike

    The Doctor and Martha have landed... somewhere. Except the scanner is broken, and the scenery looks like a whole lot of planets the Doctor has visited. So where are they?

  • Jealousy

    For several thousand years, the Doctor has loved his Box. But just because Time Lords don't have a concept of sexual attraction doesn't mean the TARDIS doesn't get jealous when the Doctor forms a close bond with his companions! Possible Whoffle, but it doesn't have to be seen in that way. The Doctor is not human, after all.

  • Reports From the Enterprise

    After living for over 150 years, Admiral Jonathan Archer remains healthy enough to remain in Starfleet. By this time, the legacy of ships named Enterprise being trouble-magnets has continued with the NCC-1701, and the reports to Starfleet Command keep coming in. Jonathan is much too old for this.

  • The Calm Before The Storm

    AU. Eleven years ago, Voldemort decided to tone down his war. Nobody knows why, but many link Voldemort's change in strategy to the death of Albus Dumbledore around the same time. The Wizarding World waits in fear for the day in which Voldemort decides to try once again. What is he waiting for? Meanwhile two boys of prophecy prepare to enter Hogwarts...

  • No-one No More

    In Pete's World, two stranded travellers survive, and one makes plans. Plans that fulfill a prophecy and turn a man who was once the Doctor into the Doctor's worst fear, a figure from his past. Rated T because of one bad word.

  • Not Metebelis Three

    How long did it take the Doctor to reach Metebelis Three? And where did they end up instead on the way?

  • 5 notable TARDIS malfunctions (and 1 time it wasn't an accident)

    The TARDIS has been known to have weird malfunctions. Here are five of the stranger ones, as well as one that really wasn't a malfunction at all. Sort-of crack-fic.

  • CAMIF

    When a naive fanfiction writer decides to write in a Mary Sue, she is put on trial by the committee of Characters Against Mischaracterization In Fanfiction, otherwise known as CAMIF. They are not pleased. Multifandom and no-fandom-really crack.