"I was hoping to persuade you to join me on an adventure." Gandalf proposed. "If you want drugs, you're in the wrong tavern." She was a grump, a drunk, and swore like a sailor. "I assure you I am quite serious." Gandalf smiled at her. Wait, he wanted to SAVE the dragon? "...Bullocks." Party banter and sassy talk was all in a day's work. Grumpy OC, no romance. Strays from canon.

Rated T for language and probably violence. A series of oneshots to flesh out the backgrounds of various Bayonetta characters. Mostly canon. Chapter 6: The origin of Rodin and the first contract between witch and demon. "You have got to be the most infuriating piece of shit-" Rodin tuned her out. "You gonna sign this contract or what?" He asked. She whacked him with her staff.

When Haku first met her, be thought she was surely a faerie. She was light and she was happiness, and so impossibly bright that he was sure he would be blinded. Still he could never look away, and he only prayed that he was worthy of her attention. A short story through the years of a love which never wavered. Because Haku needs love too. Rated M for LEMON chapter 6.

The War of the Last Alliance decimated the Elven peoples. Thranduil had lost everyone he ever cared about to Sauron's darkness. But he would rather to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all. And he would never forget the one whom he had called friend. Rated T for war. Dragon OC, no romance! Just friendship. Prepare for feels. I don't the own cover image.