Minister Riddle's plans of world domination had gone quite well up to this point, then another Dark Lord, Gellert Grindelward shows up and Voldemort's plans are in ruin. The wizarding world is in panic, not knowing what to do. He knows exactly what to do... get Harry Potter, who'd been renounced as a pathetic "Squib", currently living with Muggles and the only one to rival Gellert.

Harlow doesn't know how she survived the stroke of lightening nor how she ended up in her father's stories, doesn't know why they mistook her for a boy, nor why they wish to be friends, doesn't know why she's a warrior for the Dark Git, all she knows is that the git is the only one capable of getting her home... and that he hates her guts.

Harry Potter grows up in a muggle village with his dull relatives, with the growing witch burnings and continious raids he finds himself with an unlikely ally, Regulus Black on the way to a wizarding Pago. Suddenly the middle ages don't seem so dull anymore despite the eccentric Tom Riddle and Dark Lord rising