Lucius finds it hard to leave his lover's bed. More so when he can't find all of his clothes. Drabbles of our two favorite Slytherins. Because the world needs more of this.

Severus Snape did not like children. They're loud, annoying & needy. Excluding his genetic angels. They are the exceptions. Follow Severus & Hermione as they teach their children important life lessons & have difficult conversations to explain the ways of the world. But bullies & the new minister aren't the only thing bothering Severus. Old wounds open with ease.

Lucius & Severus spend their summers together at Malfoy Manor. Things get confusing as their feelings for one another surface. Neither is sure if its a true bond between them or just teenage hormones raging into an experimental disaster. Either way they can't keep their hands off each other. And with Lucius' bride to be stalking them at every corner, it could be a problem.

A Hufflepuff girl has been in love with our favorite potions master since she first laid eyes on him. Her stolen glances & careful stalking have gone unnoticed for over three years until a new professor shows up to ruin everything. Worse is that her & professor Snape seem to be on friendly terms. Our Hufflepuff heroine will have to do something to get this wench out of the way.

At the edge of the second war Hermione has a favor to ask of her snarky potions professor. After all, she might not make it out and Hermione Granger is not about to die a virgin. Also fun prologue! Yay! -Mature readers please and thank you.- Also 'romance' may be a strong word, more like uh, sexy time!

"If, and it was a big if, if Severus found himself attracted to another male, it would be to Lucius." - In which Severus and Lucius have every strange conversation two slightly drunk adults can have when in the presence of a two year old. - No Slash, despite its appeal.

Lucius and Narcissa decide that Severus' home needs some serious attention. The two of them have a great time, while Severus has his two of three emotions, annoyed, and unamused. Challenge from Tinylexie. Could be a companion piece to "We Stole the Night" but not necessary. Just silliness and a term I've coined as Friend Fluff between Lucius and Severus!

The night before his wedding Lucius takes Severus to a muggle pub. While Lucius has a good time with some lovely ladies, Severus as always is annoyed and unamused. -SO much friend fluff between Severus and Lucius. Also booze is involved so it won't end well, or will it? - Also also this is dedicated to my friend Tinylexie who loves Lucius and Narcissa. So I lied, here's chapter II

Turns out the sorting hat doesn't like to be wrong and places Harry in Slytherin anyway. Much to his and professor Snape's dismay. More than likely some random drabbles of Harry being in Slytherin instead of Gryffindor.

This is never going to work Severus thought. "I'm not pleasssed about thisss either." "Do you realize how ridiculous this all is?" "You sssaid you teach dunderheadsss yesssss? Maybe they won't noticcce." "You're a bloody boa constrictor in a wig!" - In which Nagini comes to Hogwarts to spy on Harry and generally create mischief. Voldemort is very silly as is this story.

Dumbledore has a meeting with his staff regarding the fate that has befallen him and how the situation will be remedied. Severus as always, is angry and unamused. One-shot.