"Where are your shoes?" "Taken by the nargles, I suppose," shrugs Luna. "But your feet," Goyle presses, "What if you step on a rock or something, doesn't it hurt?" "You get used to it. Perhaps a gnome will bite one of them and cure them."

"He was scary before he got old," muttered Draco, grabbing his son's ear and attempting to drag him out the door. "Draco!" cried his wife. You have to show your son love and affection!" "Well, I'm not goin', Mum," Scorpius said, crossing his arms.

"Don't think about her," he commanded out loud, honestly trying not to, but it was impossible, he couldn't get her out of his head. Would she ever leave? he wondered, starting to pity himself. Here he was, sitting by a lake, while she was in Hogsmeade!

"Don't say it," whispered Astoria, her hands clapped over her ears. "I just did," he patiently reminded her, "Because it's true. I love you." "You're only saying it because you have to!" she exclaimed.

Songfic to What Hurts the Most, by Rascal Flatts, written for the "I Love You" song challenge, by RedTheMagicFairy.

Walking over to the first kid I saw was easy, just easy, as was introducing myself. "Hi," I said to the raven-haired boy with the bright hazel eyes.. "I'm Lily Evans. Are you going to Hogwarts too?" Minding their reactions...not as easy.

Draco's parents are rich, obviously, because they never paid thousands of dollars for a babysitter; they used Dobby. So what does Draco do when his parents got to work? Songfics to various songs by Pink.

James was still staring at the girl, and Sirius lightly hit him in the stomach. "James? James, buddy? Here, have a Chocolate Frog," he offered, shoving the candy into his friend's hands, being ignored. "What's her name?" James asked, his eyes glazed over.

His muscled arms wrapped around her waist, hugging her like he was trying to crush her into a thousand pieces. The door opened with a slam, and a voice sang, "I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!"

Short Ron/Hermione drabble, when they were on the run with Harry from Voldemort, during DH. Ron/Hermione fluffiness.

You know how they say that some people have a face only their mother could love? Well, there might be a certain book that not even Hermione Granger, bookworm extraordinare, could love, or even get past the first chapter. *Gasp*

I was bored and was writing this and it's not very good, but...yeah. Reviews appreciated.

Where did the name Dramione really come from? Did some muggle think of it, or did Fred and George make it up to annoy Hermione to death? Well, I don't know about you, but the second one sounds way more interesting to me.

Written for the Rule Breaker Challenge by Undercover Ranga. Warning: This story contains talking t-shirts. Yeah, I know, that is the weirdest thing ever. But it's still awesome. So, HA!

Written for the One Day While Watching Television Challenge by Haley96.

During the final battle between Harry and Voldemort, George somehow manages to replace Voldemort's wand with a trick wand, and oddity ensues.

Written for the Bowling for Soup Challenge by Maria Mississippi. Songfic to Stacy's Mom.

Molly Weasley, daughter of Percy and Audrey, is just starting her fourth year at Hogwarts. She remains in the shadows, as always, but this year someone joins her in her hiding.

The Slytherins and the Gryffindors have always hated each other. I mean to change this, me, Pansy Parkinson. Today is their day.

Short drabble of Hermione before her graduation about what will happen next.