"Your brother's an idiot. I'm not going to leave him standing there—who does he take me for?" Ginny snickered. "Well, he's your idiot. Are you sure you still want to marry him? If you change your mind, I've got three more brothers in storage."

When Teddy gets sick in the middle of one of the biggest snowstorms of the century, it's up to Remus to drive him to the hospital. Fortunately, Hermione is there to help him out.

How do the Death Eaters celebrate Christmas before Voldemort is defeated by a one-year-old baby? Mostly crack.

AU! Tom dropped the bleeding heads onto the floor beside the decapitated bodies that were surrounded by melting mozzarella cheese, olives, tomato slices, and a lot of blood. He looked up at Hermione and, in the most sheepish tone he could muster, said, "Oops?" Hermione groaned and dropped her head into the palms of her hands. "This is why we don't go out to dinner with friends."

During Bill's bachelor party, Charlie does something strange that Fred and George love.

"Variety is the spice of life," Charlie said. The next thing Bill knew, he was ziplining into a valley and rappelling down a waterfall!

Thorfinn Rowle cheats his way through the Quidditch tryouts, but there is someone else there who is just as good as him.

Charlie and Percy get dressed as a dragon for Halloween while Bill's off at Hogwarts, and they are forced to... cooperate.

What happened the first time Charlie Weasley met a real live dragon at the reserve?

Draco glanced at the textbook that was open on the side of his desk and began listing down the ingredients needed for the potion. He soon grew bored of his essay and let his mind wander. AU! No Voldemort

Orion feels left out of his children's bonding time and asks his wife for help - even though Walburga is not the emotional type. AU! Good Black Family. No Voldemort.

Peter's shorter than the other Marauders, and James and Sirius decide to help him out in their own strange way.

After Fabian and Gideon overhear something strange about Lucius Malfoy, they decide to investigate in an even stranger manner. AU!

Ron and Harry break into the Weasley twins' flat to prank them, but things don't go so well for them. AU! Fred lives.

Blaise is absolutely tired of Theo's whining about Hermione. When Draco suggests he do something about it, he does. AU!

Fred waddled down the stairs and found himself standing in the middle of the common room. The fire blazed in the grate, the flames crackling softly. Small raindrops splish-splashed out on the vast Hogwarts grounds. And a very familiar head bobbed up and down on the other side of the worn couch.

Harry's bakery was a success. Well, mostly. Only one annoying customer kept complaining about the desserts. And that was Draco Malfoy.

Hermione agrees to tutor Marcus in exchange for learning how to fly. AU!

Thorfinn brings home a cake for Hermione. Pure fluff.

Fourteen-year-old James decides to make Sirius his blood-brother.