Lily is entering her 7th year of Hogwarts where things are immediately starting to go awry; James' Quidditch-toned self is being forced into potions tutoring (golly gosh!), Severus is finding himself acting like Tarzan (sweet merlin!) Sirius has decided to become a gangsta (galloping gargoyles!) and Lily's owl is singing 'Papa Don't Preach'. (PARODY!) Rated for language. Probably.

After a shocking and heartbreaking loss, Lily tells the story of her final year of Hogwarts through letters to her departed friend, Mary McDonald. As she battles with grief, she attempts to solve the mystery of Mary's note less suicide all the while dealing with the everyday pressures of seventh year and being Head Girl - not to mention the ever-maddening Head Boy, James Potter.