Senior year: prom, graduation, college plans. Things can't be better for Stan and his friends. But when Stan collapses in class and lands himself in a coma, there's so much uncertainty among his loved ones if they'll be planning a graduation party or a funeral. Co-written with MadamRoseMarsh
In the aftermath of the apocalypse, the only ones setting South Park back into somewhat normalcy is a group of teens with super powers. But the members of Coon and Friends are turning up dead. It is up to those left alive to figure out who is doing this, what they want from them. Some have already discovered there are worse things than death. AU based on Fractured But Whole.
A trip to a place to steal the heart of a new villain and Yusuke finds himself hypnotized by a new villainess. Now he can't get shades of pale yellow and deep crimson out of his mind, he must create this art. He sets out to mix the perfect shades. When left in a vulnerable state suddenly its not just red paint he craves.
Stan wakes up in the hospital being told they accidentally replaced his heart with a baked potato. Luckily he got more than three seconds to live. Now he lives on a steady diet of butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and chives...as well as the kisses of Wendy Testaburger. But what if Stan was offered sponsorship for being famous as the boy with the potato heart?
Kenny watched his mother enter the house and put the ultrasound up on the fridge with a s'more schnapps magnet as his father hugged and kissed her again and the two giggled. This thing that was different was a little sister. Kenny should be mad he was forced out of returning for now, but this little baby girl was something to be treasured and protected by him. He knew it.
Stan gets an idea to help some local cows- and his friends are on board for another adventure. Kenny can't shake the feeling something terrible is about to happen, and not just to him. His gut feeling turns out to be right, and now Kenny is doomed to repeat the same day over and over as more of his loved ones suffer increasingly tragic fates.
Things felt gray and static, for once Stan's mind was silent as he worked on his task. He walked down the aisle and lit more and more plants on fire. As silently as he felt, Stan threw the lighter in the growing flames and took off for a hike in the nearby mountains. Maybe this would shut his parents up once and for all. Not like Stan had anything else to lose.
When Stan hangs out with a completely new friend the night goes horribly wrong. Now Stan is stuck in the hospital with more bad news of his failing health. Kyle deals with the possibility he might lose his best friend. Wendy is figuring out the line between worry and romance. Kenny needs to return to the violet place to save Stan, but it's much more sinister this time around.
"Their love is written in the stars, but the world conspires to tear them apart." -Matt Stone; Her career washed up and with nobody left to turn to, Wendy Testaburger turns to the only person left she trusts - her ex-boyfriend Stan. Back by popular demand, Happy Valentine's Day! Written with John and Rachel before our friendship went to hell.