It took a while before Arthur was able to speak, due to the fact that he was spluttering in outrage. "Merlin," he said finally, his voice several notches higher in pitch than it had been the last time he opened his mouth. "You – oh God, you've – you've turned me into a CHILD, you idiot!"

It wasn't the kind of slobbery open-mouthed kiss he saw his friends share with their girlfriends when they were being particularly affectionate to one another. It wasn't the kind where he pulled her close to him in a heated rush of passion. It was just lips touching, but the simplicity and innocence of it left the two breathless as they broke apart...

It was like nothing she had heard before. It tore through her and sliced at her ears, the pain and anguish seeping into her very being. The agony was overwhelming. And worst of all, it was happening right in front of her, and she could do nothing to stop it from happening. So she screamed too.

Their sole motive was to take pleasure from her pain, but she never felt any of that. She knew other people would have reacted differently, but she merely thought they were mildly amusing. After all, her bullies couldn't think of anything better to call her other than 'Loony' Lovegood, and took her things all the time, hiding them in random places.

"Honestly, Lavender, let him breathe," Hermione said calmly from where she was sitting. "It's not anyone's fault but yours that he doesn't love you back."

Her friends were now connected by a long, glittering chain, forever entwined in a circle of gold...

Time and time again, he would hope that Colin was really sleeping, that he would wake up again and be able to take care of him like the older brother he was. Now that he was gone, Dennis was going to grow older than him. The idea was unfamiliar, alien, wrong...

Ginny takes advantage of her feminine wiles to win at Quidditch.

Sibling rivalry has never been worse between the Patil twins of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Little did they know just how much one would give for the other...

Their haunting duet had rendered them speechless...but there was no need to speak.

He realised in that moment that Dumbledore's words were indeed true – this was all happening inside his head, but it was very much real...

After the Final Battle, Ron and Hermione journey to Australia to restore the memories of Hermione's parents. However, they arrive to find that the Grangers have not only moved on from their past, but also have a five-year-old son.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are the testers of a new Wonder Witch potion, which allows the drinker to see their lover as someone else during intimacy, so the foursome can satisfy their extramarital affairs without actually cheating on each other. However, the creator of the potion is the infamous Romilda Vane. Hilarity, drama and utterly shameless smut ensue.

It seemed that Arthur had found an effective way to shut up his manservant at last.

Because Arthur was jealous of Merlin picking flowers for Morgana, Merlin decided to pick forget-me-nots for Arthur every time he went to gather herbs for Gaius. It started out as a joke, but later turned into something more. A thousand years later, the first thing Arthur did for him was go out and buy forget-me-nots. Fluff and angst.

The International Statute of Secrecy is under threat. The percentage of the Muggle population who know about magic is continually growing. To prepare the wizarding world for inevitable future challenges, there is only one option – to familiarize wizards with all things Muggle. This is exactly what Hermione Granger does... with exceedingly hilarious results.

No one was around to hear him when at long last, the young warlock sank to his knees, shaking all over as wrecked sobs tore themselves out of his throat. No one was around to see him when the greatest sorcerer who ever lived curled into a ball on the shore, moaning long and low, "Arthur… Arthur… Arthur… Arthur, please… please come back to me…"

Arthur's bright blue eyes flashed with the glint he usually displayed when he was up for a challenge. "All right, what do you say, Merlin?" he goaded. "Let's have a duel. My sword, your magic." Features stormcloud!Merlin, slash if you squint.

Arthur and Merlin are complete strangers who take part in an experiment where they have to kiss for the first time. Months later, they run into each other again, and buried desires finally make their way to the surface. Based off a YouTube video called "First Kiss" that went viral.

Merry Christmas 2013! Three years after the war, Angelina returns from America to spend Christmas at the Weasley's, inadvertently reopening wounds as she stirs up memories of Fred. As the clock ticks closer to Christmas Day, George ponders how to admit his feelings for his dead brother's girlfriend...