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  • Be Warned

    Bright, brilliant, eye-searing, and serving a purpose that far too many had ignored much to their detriment could be some ways to describe the 6th Doctor's outfit.

  • Oh Dear!

    The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...

  • An Endless Sea of Sky

    There should've been a seemingly endless sea of empty sky surrounding them, and yet somehow...

  • Who's Your Daddy?

    In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

  • The Starfleet Lark

    It had to be fate that the U.S.S. Troutbridge's crew included an avid angler named Stanton, a Navigator named Phillips who caused more destruction to Starfleet property than every war they'd been involved in to that point combined, and one of the rather extensive Pertwee clan who was naturally there to follow family tradition and make a profit at Starfleet's expense amongst others.

  • Chocolate Frog History

    On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.

  • As Good as Mine

    What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first? What if there was a very good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?

  • Of Letters and Lists

    A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.

  • The Price

    There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.

  • Tom and Merope

    Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.

  • Send in the Clones

    Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.

  • A Different Dursley Family

    Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

  • Dichotomy

    One does not necessarily equal the other, especially when someone is using more archaic definitions to justify things to themselves.

  • Prison Break

    Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.

  • The Year's Entertainment

    Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.

  • Draco's Mate

    Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.

  • How to Say Open

    During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.

  • A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History

    Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.

  • Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak

    When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).

  • Turnabout Is Fair Play

    It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.