There is something that the Doctor is saving up for when his twelfth (technically thirteenth) self comes into being, since he knows that he'll use them up practically all in one go.

Back when the First Doctor was getting used to wearing trousers after a lifetime of wearing robes on Gallifrey, a chance encounter outside of a pub causes a major change to the Doctor's wardrobe. Jamie would probably be proud...

Following the excitement in the London Underground, the Doctor and his companions turn up on an Australian beach in a more familiar 21st century and have a near encounter with the Enemy of Monsanto.

In which Ramon Salamander should've done some historical research before setting off earthquakes in Central Europe.

Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.

Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.

A few hours can be the difference between the funny story about how your mother went into labor while shopping for biscuits and "Cleanup on aisle 7". A few hours can also lead to a different name and a different life as a result. Unfortunately for Tesco James Potter, there's a prophesy he has to fulfill before he can live as he wants to: Well away from any lunatic wizards.

After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.

A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.

Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.

Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.

The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.

Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.

Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...

This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.