Neo Queen Serenity has found her husband's box containing the last remains of his best friends from two thousand years before. She can use the power of the Silver Crystal to bring them back, but she has one stipulation for them. Current rating T, but may go up at author discretion.

Warning for crack fic. Natasha is given instructions to, with Sam accompanying for backup, take Steve and Bucky on a covert mission that takes them down the East coast. If she doesn't kill them getting there, this might just be the trip of a lifetime for all involved! In other words, it's Black Widow and Falcon babysitting Steve and Bucky at Disneyworld. Rated for language.

The team gets a call to investigate the murders of pretty, popular girls in small-town Georgia. The town is convinced the unsub is a strange young woman who was born as a miracle baby - a baby planned for and born to provide a lifesaving transplant for her sister. The BAU, however, is convinced that this young lady cannot be the unsub, and must find the real one.