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  • Paradise is an Acquired Taste

    There are many things that should have gone differently in 12 year old Harry Potter's short life. The Basilisk shouldn't have been able to bite him. He shouldn't have survived that fight. Dumbledore shouldn't have sent him back to the Dursleys. The Dursley's shouldn't have taught him how to cook. But most importantly- They shouldn't have trusted his food. aka There be blood.

  • The Shape The Clouds Take

    'When you wish upon a star, be careful how far it is.' Lily, infertilite due to battle and struggling to maintain her life as if falls apart around her, begs Mother Magic to bless her with a child. Mother Magic and her siblings decide to respond. What comes next is the result of beings of pure magic, one dark, one light, and their search for balance to restore their world.

  • The Nature of Mother Earth

    Young Harry Potter finds himself in the care of a man named Dr. Perez after the Durlsey's pull a desperate move to get Harry removed from their care. Harry, alongside four other magical orphans, grow into Disciples of Mother Earth under Perez's care. Well, that shouldn't be too bad... right?

  • Who are your new friends, Harry?

    A new girl moves in right next door to Harry, and befriends her, along with the resident emo kid. It's an extremely unlikely friendship, but they seem to do well together./Warning: Drug Use and modern items/slang.

  • A Simple Gift

    Harry recieves his first gift every from Aunt Petunia on the day of her birthday, including some nail polish. It paves the way for a whole new Harry Potter to enter the wording world Warning: Pastel!Innocent!Feminine!Harry. Sorry if this isn't your cup of tea, but you've been warned.

  • Little Monsters

    In which Harry, Ron and Hermione are the saviours the Wizarding World doesn't want or need.

  • Harry Potter and the defeat of Expectations

    Harry Potter burns the Dursleys and their home, get's his first taste of candy, and stabs a man to death; all in one night! Hyperactive, Homicidal, and addicted to candy, may Merlin have mercy on the Wiazrding World.

  • Harry In Wonderland

    "Wonderland..." He murmured, eyes blazing poisonous green as pale fingers stroked over the quivering red bark "Wonderland? Is that what you call it?" She asked, grin lazy, yet sharp and dangerous.