The rewrite of the original Code HISBI! With much less suck this time. / "We are a... group. An organization, if you will. We have no official name, less of us to track that way, but we call ourselves the Lost Souls. The elite of the elite. And you... Akatsuki, was it? You managed to infiltrate us as cats. We need to know how." / My, in my opinion, much cooler take on Akatuki cats.

REWRITE IS UP! At Code HISBI! (Help, I'm Surrounded By Idiots!): The Rewritten -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-We were... a group. A gang. An organization, if you will. We had no official name, less of us to track that way, but we called ourselves the Lost Souls. A rag-tag group of bounty hunters, that's what we were. And then a box of kittens fell into our laps.

I was livin' it up with my besty-turned-housemate, enjoying the blissful freedom that came with an adult out of the house. Then I ended up smacking somebody in the face with a cactus and housing ten S-Ranked criminals. Cheers, to the universe and its strange ways of finding humor in my misery. Warning: Language & crude humor / Pairings undecided / I don't own Naruto / Crackfic