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  • Put a Taboo to Use

    End of 3rd year, during the fight in Shrieking Shack, Pettigrew drops a magical sack that Harry hides, not looking inside until returned to No.4 Privet Dr. There's a journal begun by Lucius Malfoy with a spell to cast taboo on Lord Voldie's name, and Pettigrew's plans to cast spell on 'Lord Voldemort' and 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.' What can Harry do with this spell?

  • Horcruxes Aplenty

    Harry learns that Horcruxes don't work as advertised. They work but not in the manner contemporary wizards think. His fifth year at Hogwarts is complicated by Horcruxes, visitors, pink toads, and headmasters with their own agendas. (Bash Umbridge quickly and then more and more on Dumbles. Lots of OC's show up in the story)

  • Myrtle's Friends

    After a troll destroys her washroom, Myrtle Warren and the other ghosts meet on All Saint's Day. They decide to do something about the decay in Hogwarts standards by calling for other ghosts to appear and stay for a year. What kind of changes can the ghosts bring about? Will Myrtle make friends? No ships. Mild Bash Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, and Lucius Malfoy BASH! (ONE SHOT)

  • Weasels in Grimmauld Place

    August 1994, Dumbledore needs to consolidate his power in Magical Britain. He wanted the Tri-Wizard Tournament and the ministry was reluctant to provide the funds. So, he arranges a trial for Sirius. Harry is confined to the Burrow and comes into conflict with Molly who loses her temper. There are consequences.

  • Smelly Fourth Year

    Summer after third year at Hogwarts begins with lower floors of Hogwarts filling with poisonous, caustic gas rising from the Chamber of Secrets. Elves save furniture and portraits but can't get anyone to pay attention to warnings. Several individuals enter castle but none of them ever leave. Dobby visits Harry Potter and word gets out. But Dumbledore doesn't pay attention.

  • A List of Names

    In the year of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, several young women at Hogwarts are driven to despair by the machinations of meddling men. In an act of desperation, they take steps to remove the meddlesome and cantankerous wizards. No major ships, bashing DD, Snape, and MG. Several OC's are the primary characters in the story. Harry and his friends as observers mostly.

  • Tonks Polyjuice Pants

    In the summer of 1994, Nymphadora Tonks receives extra training from Alastor Moody before he begins his year as DADA professor at Hogwarts. The training culminates in a major change of events in late August. Changes cascade from this major change across the rest of 1994. Six chapters are planned. No ships and not really any Harry.

  • Dial Up Dementors and Purebloods

    A reviewer shared idea of dementors getting sucked into the internet. Year 3 and 4 story where Harry has unfair advantage and spells to help. By accident, Lupin discovered sounds of dial-up internet lures dementors and legilimens to their doom. Forced into Tri-Wizard, Harry plots revenge on professors and students who make his life miserable. Bash Voldie, Dumbles, Purebloods

  • Birdshot

    Harry's exceptional summer between third and fourth years at Hogwarts begins with revising the goblin wars and figuring out how to get help from trusted adults. He spends time in the sunshine and thinks about his runic arrays and cartouche. The summer gets intense before return to Hogwarts where professors have stupid restrictions once again. BASH DUMBLEDORE BASH Magical Britain

  • Effects of Basilisk

    Lots of things won't work on Harry Potter because of a combination of basilisk venom and phoenix tears in his blood. The trauma of the events after the third task bring those two elements in Harry's blood to the forefront. Not fun for dementors, professors and love potions. Slash but only in some conversations. Neville gets a huge surprise! (This only goes through January 1996)

  • Ghost of a Change

    Harry's lessons with Professor Snape to learn how to defend his mind from intrusion are only causing the teenager great pain. A little friend prays for help and the next night the ghost of Lily Potter shows up and possesses Severus Snape. Lily helps Harry for the first month and the James has his turn as the helper and he teaches his son to prank the Death Eaters. One shot/no ships

  • The Potter Cartouche

    Harry's stay at the Leaky Cauldron in August 1993 gives him chance to explore magical subjects and read books without interference from adults or opinions of peers for the first time. He changes his elective to Runes for his third year. The Dementors attack and make the year difficult. And there's a crazy convict after him. This changes his life and prospects. No ships. Bash! Bash!

  • Protecting Profits

    With threat of decimation among the wizards destroying goblin profits in Gringotts, a determined young goblin looks for a way to prevent vaults from being sealed up for a thousand years. The changes in the timeline are profound when she proves successful. There will be time jumps back and forth from 1980 to 1997. Teenage Harry/OC. Heavy bashing of Tom Riddle, Death Eaters. One shot

  • Spontaneous Magic

    Accidental magic is a problem for all young wizards and witches, especially when they are distressed or scared. Freak despairs at age five because no one notices him or cares for him. When he is taken from his cupboard and knows 'Aunt Tuna' and 'Unc Vern' plan to desert him at a hospital, the small boy's fear causes his magic to react spontaneously.

  • Invisible Fire

    When Harry receives the Potter Invisibility Cloak at Christmas in 1991, he is surprised and pleased to discover the cloak has something of a trickster personality and spell crafting skills. How does this impact the rest of first year and the following years at Hogwarts? Some bashing of professors, Dumbledore, and Riddle.

  • Long Distance Touch

    In autumn of 1980, the Death Eaters disappear and soon Lord Voldemort disappears as well along with other despicable wizards and witches–well, they are despicable in the future. In 2044, desperate Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom take refuge in the Chamber of Secrets underneath the ruins of Hogwarts to find some way to prevent their future from happening. ONE SHOT. Slash

  • Trapped

    Harry is trapped inside loveless marriage with Ginny and discovers she is cheating. But magic won't allow her to bring a cuckoo into the Potter nest without penalties. And her Mother just cheers her daughter on. And old story I wrote a couple years ago.

  • Forge Weasley

    When Fred and George Weasley attempt to place their names into the Goblet of Fire, crossing Dumbledore's age line, the Goblet of Fire's magic reacts and grabs them. Something very unexpected happens to the Wizard-Who-Was-Twins.

  • Time Stands Still

    Something very strange things happen, when Harry and Hermione use the time turner at the end of third year. Time does not like the horcrux in Harry's head and sends it to hell, leaving Harry able to make Time Stand Still while he runs around, moves people and creates mayhem. And Harry Potter from the future is writing letters to Harry in 1993. (Will be implied Slash)

  • A Witch With A Righteous Anger

    Voldemort and his Death Eaters disappear during the summer between Harry's fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts. Dumbledore stumbles in his many roles and must reassess his position. Harry sees Susan Bones in new light, and the Sparklemaggots get bashed… a lot.