One day I found a thingy that told you your future job based on your zodiac sign. Mine was Pisces: Spell Inventor. When I read that, I actually remembered I had a few spells pushed to the back of a notebook so... I have written them here for you guys to use in fanfics! As long as credit is given of course, or I will hunt you down and Avada Kedavra your arse!

I'm new to and apparently doing commentaries on bad fanfics is good. So, I decided to bring you a commentary of the worst fanfiction ever made. And if I don't survive, please kill My Immortal's author. Thank you for your generosity. You'll be making the world a better place. Please review! :) PS: In the list of characters, unknown 1 is Ebony.