Gilbert lives in a bell tower with the stone statues named Alfred, Antonio, and Francis, who talk back when he's not being visited by his "guardian", Ivan. Then, one day he sneaks out and sees the charming Italian dancer Feliciano, and is captured by his grace... But he's not allowed to leave his tower because of his appearance. (Loosely based on the hunchback of Notre Dame)

-Based on a prompt from imaginethehaikyuukids tumblr- Tsukishima is Yamaguchi's imaginary friend. -ONESHOT-

United (UsUk child) visits his cousin, Rucan (Ruscan). Unfortunately, he runs into France's perverted daughter, who attempts something horrid on the British-American. Rucan snaps, living up to his Russian heritage. Guest starring Canada! C: (OC nation children, got bored of just seeing this on my desktop without doing anything. T for very suggestive themes, may change to M later)