The greatest power known to mankind: Autism. The cute mental affliction that renders humans to be much more intelligent and thought-full when just the right amount is inside. A power that only special, gifted humans are born with that gives advanced mental capability. Lord Tirek, having taken over Equestria, soon falls victim to the near undefeatable power that is autism.

Chuck Norris has had a bad day, and he is a very irritated Norris. It is then he finds out ponies don't have vaginal periods, and in his grumpy agitation decides to fix that with a good'old mass-rape of every mare in Equestria once a month. At the same time however, he does something horribly tragic in the process. Beware as he can fuck a mare faster than you can say "Disliked".

A new mysterious colt moves into town and everyone cannot take his sexy emoness. He is just so emo. The mares get so turned on by his super mysterious emoness.