A collection of Muggle oneshots. Each fic will have it's own summary in the A/N. Latest: All Sirius can think about is Remus to the point where he desperately needs to do something about it. Tonight, Sirius does. Muggle boarding school AU. Romance, fluff.

The man's lovely golden hair is curled in the same style as Gilderoy's, with a single long lock falling just so above one baby blue eye. They are a deep cornflower blue, Gilderoy's favourite shade—he has the exact same eyes, but of course, that has nothing to do with his liking of the colour. Comedy, with plenty of crack-ish elements. R & R!

The Marauders had stayed back at Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays to be there for Remus during his full moon transformation. Sirius' had great plans for them, amazing, fantastic plans, but today, he could sit back and live in the moment. It was, after all, the first day of their vacation. He wasn't prepared for a single book to thwart their good time. / For N. Happy Birthday!

Draco paced around his bedroom like a caged animal in his silk pajamas, at nine o'clock on a Saturday morning. He was perfectly fine. Was he meeting his boyfriend's incredibly scary godfathers today? Yes. Was he worried? No. He was perfectly fine, of course. Sequel to Sex-Ed, Sirius Style.

His best mate has a thing for a certain moronic ferret, and when it starts to become detrimental to his sanity, Ron Weasley decides to do Something about it. With his merry band of cupids, he plans to get those two together if it is the last thing he does. Hilarity ensues. Read & Review!

Seventeen year old Harry Potter just has a few questions. Nothing that cannot be resolved with a quick discussion with his godfather. But when your godfather happens to be Sirius Black, nothing can ever be that simple. Alternately, the day when Harry and Sirius have 'The Talk'. Hilarity ensues. Canon Divergence!AU Read & Review!

Something's bothering her best friend, but she'll get him to open up. She's Hermione Granger, and if anyone can fix him, it's her. Alternately, the story of how Harry Potter is still an insecure little boy inside, just like all of us. Post-war, Eighth year setting. Hermione and Harry have an epic friendship, and no one can convince me otherwise. Read & Review!

Marlene suffers from all the sexiness concentrated at Hogwarts, Mary loves her expletives, Dorcas is the Wise One, and frankly, Lily is just done. In other words, your standard (or maybe not so standard) locker room talk. But with less sweat and more cosy comfort. 'Cos these girls are fine and they know it. Warnings: strong language, references to adult situations, m/m relationship

Draco Malfoy stood at the edge of the Astronomy tower, gazing out at the open view. What he was about to do felt even scarier than anything he had ever done. However, with the help of a trusty shooting star, his wish may just come true. Post-war, implied Eighth year setting. Warnings: m/m slash, mild language.

Ginny loves her family, really, but sometimes she just wants to strangle them one by one. Alternately, the story of how Harry came out to his surrogate family.

Who is the man? That is the question. Or, the day when Sirius is just as awesome as he always is, James is a prat with feelings, Remus is so done and Peter is thankfully out of the picture.

In which Sirius learns to be serious, Remus learns to love more than chocolate(and books), James learns to love the library and Peter learns to love cheese...lots of cheese. Hi,this is my first ever fanfiction,I can't promise regular updates,but I'm sure I'll finish this through sheer enthusiasm! Please do review,I love constructive criticism,but no flames please! warning:m/m slash

The Eighth years are back,with surprises for all! Enemies are friends, friends are lovers, enemies are lovers too. This scene is where the whole crew get together to know each other even better and to share more of themselves. Welcome to Muggle Get-to-Know-Each-Other Game Night! arky Slytherins, Rule-loving Ravenclaws, Hedonistic Hufflepuffs and Game-changing Gryffindors! R&R!