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  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Probability

    "Mate, why'd you order a baby? And why'd it come by owl?" "I didn't, Ron!" - Harry can't let go. He just can't. He doesn't know how this happened, or why. He doesn't know how he'll manage it. But he knows what he has to do: Take care of her. Someone had put a baby in the post-like it was a newspaper or an advert-and sent it to him.

  • The Eagle and the Hind

    Hermione stands victorious. Neville agreed to disguise himself as Harry for the final duel and in his confusion at having killed the wrong one, Hermione, Fleur and their veela allies were able to poison him and kill him in a druidic sacrifice. That was the easy part. The hard part will be building a life with the girl of her dreams who just kissed her all of a sudden...

  • Black and Blue

    Mordin was afraid of this. Before his retirement, he'd heard rumors that DRAG-Zero had captured a unique asari and took it to a genetics lab, which is madness. Asari DNA is far too complex to be altered, enhanced...or hybridized. OR A spooky story with murder mystery elements, lots of queer OCs, and the Asari equivalent of Texas!

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Probability

    Harry's fifth year is off to a bang-up start: It's been four days and they've got a pink, err, thing for a Defense against the Dark Arts teacher. Then someone sends him a baby in the owl post: His baby, according to the goblins. Daphne's running out of time. Hermione's had it up to here with wizards, witches, marriage expectations, goblins, bank letters, and Prof. Umbridge.

  • The Boxing Day Disaster

    This is the story of Christmas hosted by Petunia Dursley in the year two thousand and twenty, a true and accurate recounting of the many disasters, shenanigans and mishaps of Muggles, magicals, marzipans, parents, postal workers, and Patronus charms. (Fleur Hermione and Harry Gabrielle, Dudley OC)

  • Along Tides of Light

    Liara T'Soni knows about humans. She lectured on Shanxi the day after Turians made contact, after all. Kate Shepard knows about asari. She trained with Serrice City Guard, after all. She crawled singles bars on Thessia with her unit. Neither is ready for who she meets in a mineshaft below the surface of a fiery world, or the war to come. (FShep & Liara, Multiple POV, Asari culture)

  • A Guide to Thessia and Asari Culture for the Non-Asari

    The Number #1 Bestseller from Casey Nova, the author of self-help hits "Does Her Malyk Like You?", "You Don't Have To Be HER Forever Girl: Not Asking For Too Much From Asari Partners", the travel guide "Thessia For the Thickheaded", the memoir "A Black Girl Goes Blue", the historical romance "Serrice Serenade" and the up-coming thriller "In a Nos Astra Minute".